A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

    The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

    The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"

    The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

    That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

    She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

    Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

    The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!"

kindagreywolf:

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

    The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

    The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"

    The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

    That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

    She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

    Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

    The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!"

Ok, findagreywolf, you went tooooo far this time. This joke makes America look like there isn't any Americans living here, so that is redicules..  Now, look for something that is really funny.. LOL, LOL!! (cricket)

Sorry, my bad, I will try to do better :-D

I don't know, made me think that the joke was implying that immigrants come over here and don't work and instead bleed off our government.  How appropriate.  Although, it's not true for all but is for some.

 

I say, it's a good joke.  Not great, or awesome.  But it was good.