Well, we nominate hoho. This is what you'd be lookin forward to should she somehow win.
1. Legalized prostitution in every state.
2. The national anthem will be changed to "oops, I did it again."
3. gay marriages accept everywhere.
4. police would no longer get to carry guns, just really soft feeling battons
5. standard speed limit for highways in every state would drop to 45mph
6. there would be no speed minimum.
7. cake and icecream shall be served at all schools for lunch.
8. fireworks would be outlawed because they make loud noises.
9. the white house will be moved to cuba and painted hot pink.
These are all that would be put in place. Keep in mind that it won't actually be jojo changing these laws. It'll be whoever has power of attorney over her and quite possibly her care taker might put her 2 cents in there. Then you have her therapist, her case manager, and her job coach all following her around. Not only will she be the first female president but she'll also be the first special needs president.