> >
> > PA SLEEPS NAKED
> > "Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.
> >
> > "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this'un on
> > my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
> > Now, Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd
> > years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he
> > meant by that.
> >
> > Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little
> > Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.
> >
> > "You see, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down
> > coyote. The last few nights, he done ate six hens and killed Ma's
> > best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the
> > chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's
> > back again, I'm a gonna git him!''
> > "Stay back, he whispered to all us kids!"
> > "He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen
> > house he crawled, just like an *** on the snoop. Then, he stuck
> > that double barreled 12 gauge shot gun through the window of the
> > coop."
> > "As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old
> > hound dog, Zeke, had done woke up and comes sneaking' up behind
> > Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Zeke stuck his
> > cold nose in Daddy's crack!"
> > "Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since three
> > o'clock this mornin'!"
> >
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